• King of France:and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor:well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France:send funds to America

sourgoat:

Things that need to stop being in kid shows.

"I can’t lose to a girl"

"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"

"you let a girl beat you"

If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.


zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa


thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..


brookeeverdeen:

chumpybump:

This guy is such a tool and totally ruined this for me

READ THE BOOK

  1. READ THE BOOK
  • READ THE BOOK

READ THE BOOK



"you’re a punk"
"jerk"


sextective:

"And in the judgement of a genius that’s what Dr. Watson is."



demon-of-the-crossroads:

hooksjollyroger:

annabellioncourt:


Loophole found. Button pushed.

BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES

*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*

demon-of-the-crossroads:

hooksjollyroger:

annabellioncourt:

Loophole found. Button pushed.

BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES

*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*


whywelovethelannisters:

*George RR Martin watches Game Of Thrones*
This is not my design.