You’re the cutest! Fabulous, fabulous human beings.
IF YOU DON’T GO AND SEE IF SHE WANTS A THING I WILL BE REALLY SAD OKAY. I’m kidding but, if you want it, you should go for it (in a nice and respectful way)
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
y’all think this is a joke but I would legitimately buy this
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
Is it just me or John Green looks like James Potter nursing Harry?
make john green find the thing
john green will die when he finds the thing
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t